Tuesday 31 January 2012

The jackasses 8

The jackasses!!!
Our movie is about a person who is a total jackass because he is smart but he does stupid things with his friend who is as dumb as him. We are going to use head on shots and dolly shots and also music. Use dynamics. We will use dialogue in this movie but and we will also do some crazy stunts. 

The beginning: Three boys playing with a trolley that they found in Sainsburys. Yaser accidentally falls down off the trolley after the trolley hits a car. Yaser gets up and they laugh as they run away from the site, the boys realize that they forgot to get their pound from the trolley and run back to get their money out of the trolley.The boys run away and a flashback happens to the point where the boys first met.

Then we go to the beginning of when the three met. A boy called Yaser and his friend Fahim who are wondering about in school and see a boy called Ashti(a new guy)who is a smart person however he does do stupid things. He become friends with the other two. They hang out for a bit then plan to do a funny stunt.

They plan the stunt about stealing a trolley from Sainsburys so they say where it's going to be, where and how they are going to do. Ashti:"Yo i am going to do a very fun prank, you wanna join me", they have a chat for about 2 minutes asking about what the prank is, Ashti doesn't tell them, they join Ashti in the prank then he tells them about the prank. Then they go to Sainsburys, steal a trolley and then do stupid things with it. The trolley hits a car, then Yaser falls off the trolley,  they get up, tantrum, graffiti all over the car door then they run away laughing. Ashti commands the other two to stop, they look behind each other, get the trolley, put it into a trolley shelter and run off. 
Scenes

1. EXT. Sainsbury's. Night.
ASHTI is a 15 year old short boy, black hair, brown eyes, yellow skin. FAHIM a 15 year old medium sized boy with a beard, black hair, brown skin, brown eyes. YASER a short 15 year old boy, brown skin, brown eyes with black hair. The boys play and run around with the trolley, the trolley hits a car , the trolley moves back and falls down. Camera shows Ashti looking down on Yaser.

ASHTI
Come on, get up, let's scram man!

Yaser gets up.
Camera shows Yaser's left side of his body.
Only Yaser and the trolley are shown in the car park.
Yaser gets up and rubs his bum.


YASER
Ow that hurt, but i am alright.

The camera shows the three boys in shock.
Fahim looks at the camera in shock.

FAHIM
Damn. This is just messed up.

Fahim's body is shown only.

FAHIM
What the hellllllllll!


YASER
 Think the owner will notice.

The camera shows the three boys again.
Yaser looks at the others nervously and slowly.
Ashti with an annoyed look on his face.

ASHTI
Umm well let's see, it's on the drivers door and it's around 56cm by 35cm.
So yeah.

Ashti, Yaser and Fahim run away from the car.
(Blackout happens with the title 'How it all began')
(Ashti says 'How it all began')


2. INT.  School reception. Daytime.

The boys wear school uniform, black school blazers, black trousers, black shoes, white shirts and different coloured ties. Yaser and Fahim  stand near the elevator in school. Fahim holds a drink in his right hand. Yaser holds a pizza in his left hand. Ashti walks innocently looking around, turning his head.
Yaser and Fahim look at each other and have a quiet conversation while enjoying their snacks. Ashti bumps into Fahim and Yaser. Yaser falls down. Fahim struggles to stand up and walks backwards a bit to get balance. 

ASHTI
Sorry, i am new guy, nice to meet you.

Fahim moves towards Ashti.
Yaser gets up and moves towards Ashti.
 The three boys stand in front of the stairs. 

YASER
Watch where your going. Man that kinda hurts.
Alright what's your name?

The boys sit down on the chairs and tuck themselves in.
ASHTI
Sorry again, my name is Ashti. You are?

FAHIM
My name is Fahim, he's Yaser. Sorry about that Ashley.

ASHTI 
My name is Ashti, not Ashley, anyway where is everyone?

Ashti looks around nervously.

FAHIM
Everyone's in lesson.
ASHTI
What the heck you doing then?     

FAHIM
Free lesson.

ASHTI 
Does he talk much?

FAHIM
yeeeeeeeeee.

Yaser interrupts.

YASER
Don't talk for me Fahim, i can talk for myself. And yes I do talk much.
Just my momma told me not to talk to strangers.


ASHTI
Alright, I know it's late to say this but nice to meet you.


YASER & FAHIM
 Same. 1, 2, 3, Jinx!
(Super fast)

Ashti laughs
(Blackout happens with the title 'Later  On')                                 

3. INT. Near school library. Daytime.
 The boys wear school uniform, black school blazers, black trousers, black shoes, white shirts and different coloured ties. The boys gather around a medium sized round white table. They sit down close to each other and look at a white piece of blank A3 paper. The camera is positioned opposite of the boys so that the audience don't see the white piece of paper. Ashti has an evil smile on his face. Ashti puts his hand on the left and right sides of the sheet. The three boys sit and look at the paper.

ASHTI
I'm going to do something very fun at the best market in the world A.K.A 'Sainsbury's' dunno and I'm planning for it, you wanna join me?

Fahim is confused and has a nervous look on his face.

FAHIM
ummmm maybe i won't.

Yaser speaks quickly.

YASER
We're in!
What we doing.

Ashti laughs.

ASHTI
I was getting to that.
(Ashti lifts both his hands and puts them back on the side of the sheet)
OK this is what we will do, we will do this, that, all of that and that!"
(Ashti points at the white A3 paper randomly repeatedly)


YASER
Let's do this.

The camera shows Fahims face.

FAHIM
I'm not coming.

 Fahim gets up and walks away.
 Ashti grabs Fahim's right arm.
Ashti and Yaser look at Fahim.
The camera shows the three boys again.

ASHTI
Come on man, you got to do this.

FAHIM
Alright, but if we get in trouble, you get all the blame though.

ASHTI
Harsh, but i agree to those terms.
The boys walk away from the library.
(Blackout happens)

4. EXT. Outside Sainsbury's. Night.

The boys are outside of Sainsbury's.
The boys loot at the camera. 
 Ashti has a smile on his face.

ASHTI
Here it is boys, fun time.

The boys walk to the trolleys and grab one.
They try to pull it out, it doesn't work. 

ASHTI
Pound. Come on.
Give it here.

FAHIM
Ain't got none.

Ashti looks at Fahim in shock.

ASHTI
What! Don't you have a pound Fahim?

Ashti looks at Fahim and Yaser.
(Repeatedly)
FAHIM
What for?


YASER
I don't.

ASHTI
Your supposed to have money with you all the time.

FAHIM
I do but I have no change.

Ashti puts his hand on his forehead and shakes his head.
Ashti puts a pound in the trolley pound slot and he slowly pulls it out. 
The boys move the trolley away from the trolley shelter.
(Blackout happens)
5. EXT. Playing with a trolley outside of Sainsbury's. Night.


The boys start playing with the trolley. Yaser gets on the trolley. The boys laugh as they push Yaser. They move away and away from the car park. Yaser(on the trolley) moves towards a car fast. 
Yaser screams for help.

YASER
What the hell! Guys Help!

Fahim and Ashti run after Yaser. There mouths are wide open.

FAHIM
Wait nooo, what you doing! Watch out. Your going to crash with that car. Oh nooo.

ASHTI 
We are in big trouble, quickly stop him!

FAHIM
Damn Ashti, this is so fucked. What the hell.

ASHTI 
Alright hold on to your horses. oh crap.
NOOOOOOOOO!

The boys run towards Yaser as fast as they can.
(Blackout happens)

6. EXT. Playing with a trolley outside of Sainsbury's. Night.


YASER
Shitt! Heeelp man, HELP!
The trolley hits the car and Yaser falls off the trolley. 

ASHTI
Come on, get up, let's scram man!

Yaser gets up.
Camera shows yaser's left side of his body.
Only Yaser and the trolley are shown in the carpark.
Yaser gets up and rubs his bum.


YASER
Ow that hurt, but i am alright.

The camera shows the three boys in shock.
Fahim looks at the camera in shock.

FAHIM
Damn. This is just messed up.

Fahim's body is shown only.
FAHIMWhat the hellllllllll!

Yaser looks at the others nervously and slowly.


YASERThink the owner will notice.

Ashti with an annoyed look on his face.

ASHTI
Umm well let's see, it's on the drivers door and it's around 56cm by 35cm.
So yeah.

FAHIM
Oh shit, what the hell have we done.

 Ashti points at the others with exitement and a smile on his face.

ASHTI
You said we, haha.

Ashti quickly loses his smile.
The boys run away from the car.
Ashti stops Fahim and Yaser from running.

ASHTI
Woah woah woah.

ASHTI
There is an easy way out of this. 
The Yaser and Fahim sigh in relief.
Background sound saying no.
(Blackout happens)


7. EXT. Playing with a trolley outside of Sainsbury's. Night. 
They put a sheet that has 'you got insurance' written
on it on car door on the damage done to the car.
The camera shows the three boys. Fahim has an annoyed face.

FAHIM
This is your brilliant way out.

ASHTI
Got any better ideas?

FAHIM
No but it's idiotic.

ASHTI
Idiotic is better than nothing and i don't want to get in trouble.

The camera shows a A3 sheet with 'You got insurance, use it' in big, bold red letters 
The boys run away from the car. 
Ashti stops the Fahim and Yaser.

ASHTI
(shaking his hands.)
Woah, woah, woah.

YASER and FAHIM
What is it?

ASHTI
My pounds in the trolley.
(BLACKOUT)
 'Later on'  title.

 The owner of the car (Yaser) looks at the A4 sheet.
 The camera shows the back and right side of the owners body when hes looking at his car.
  The camera moves towards the white table in the library and shows what the 'THE END' on the white sheet.
(Credits come on)

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