The Jackasses 9

The jackasses!!!

Our movie is about a person who is a total jackass because he is smart but he does stupid things with his friend who are as dumb as him.


The beginning: Three boys playing football in a local car park. Yaser accidentally kicks the ball at a car which is parked in the car park. Yaser gets up and they panic, then they try to cover up their mistake and laugh as they run away from the site, the boys realize that they forgot to get their ball and run back to get their ball. The boys run away and a flashback happens to the point where the boys first met.

Then we go to the beginning of when the three met. A boy called Yaser and his friend Fahim who are wondering about in school and see a boy called Ashti(a new student)who is a smart person however he does do stupid things. He become friends with the other two. They hang out for a bit then they plan to go play some football.

Scenes

1. EXT. Car park. Night.
ASHTI is a 15 year old short boy, black hair, brown eyes, yellow skin. FAHIM a 15 year old medium sized boy with a beard, black hair, brown skin, brown eyes. YASER a short 15 year old boy, brown skin, brown eyes with black hair.

The boys play and run around with the ball, the ball hits the car , the ball moves away from the car. 

Camera shows Ashti looking down on Yaser.

ASHTI

Come on, get up, let's scram man!

Yaser gets up.

Camera shows Yaser's left side of his body.

Only Yaser, the ball and the car are shown in the car park.

Yaser gets up and rubs his bum.

YASER

Ow that hurt, but i am alright.

The camera shows the three boys in shock.
Fahim looks at the camera in shock.

FAHIM

Damn. This is just messed up.

Fahim's body is shown only.

FAHIM
What the hellllllllll!

YASER
 Think the owner will notice.
Yaser looks at the others nervously and slowly

The camera shows the three boys again.
Ashti with an annoyed look on his face.

ASHTI
Umm well let's see, it's on the drivers door and it's around 56cm by 35cm.
So yeah.

Ashti, Yaser and Fahim run away from the car.

(Blackout happens with the title 'How it all began')

(Ashti says 'How it all began')

2. INT.  School reception. Daytime.

The boys wear school uniform, black school blazers, black trousers, black shoes, white shirts and different coloured ties. Yaser and Fahim  stand near the elevator in school. Fahim holds a drink in his right hand. Yaser holds a pizza in his left hand. Ashti walks innocently looking around, turning his head.

Yaser and Fahim look at each other and have a quiet conversation while enjoying their snacks. Ashti bumps into Fahim and Yaser. Yaser falls down. Fahim struggles to stand up and walks backwards a bit to get balance. 

ASHTI

Sorry, i am new guy, nice to meet you.

Fahim moves towards Ashti.
Yaser gets up and moves towards Ashti.
 The three boys stand in front of the stairs. 

YASER

Watch where your going. Man that kinda hurts.

Alright what's your name?

The boys sit down on the chairs and tuck themselves in.

ASHTI

Sorry again, my name is Ashti. You are?

FAHIM

My name is Fahim, he's Yaser. Sorry about that Ashley.

ASHTI 

My name is Ashti, not Ashley, anyway where is everyone?

Ashti looks around nervously.

FAHIM

Everyone's in lesson.

ASHTI

What the heck you doing then?     

FAHIM

Free lesson.

ASHTI 

Does he talk much?

FAHIM

yeeeeeeeeee.

Yaser interrupts.

YASER

Don't talk for me Fahim, i can talk for myself. And yes I do talk much.
Just my momma told me not to talk to strangers.

ASHTI

Alright, I know it's late to say this but nice to meet you.

YASER & FAHIM
 Same. 1, 2, 3, Jinx!

(Super fast)

Ashti laughs
(Blackout happens with the title 'Later  On')                                 

3. INT. Astroturf. Daytime.

 The boys wear school uniform, black school blazers, black trousers, black shoes, white shirts and different coloured ties. The boys gather around a medium sized round white table. They sit ona black bench next to each other.  The camera is positioned opposite of the boys. 

.Ashti looks at Yaser and Fahim and then looks down.

ASHTI

You wanna play some football

FAHIM

ummmm maybe i won't.

Yaser speaks quickly.

YASER

Yeah sure why not!
Where we going.

Ashti laughs.

ASHTI

I was getting to that.
Ok um, you know there is a carpark down the road right?

FAHIM and YASER
yes why?

ASHTI
Lets meet up there.
play some football there.
This sunday.

YASER

Sure.

FAHIM

I'm not coming.

 Fahim gets up and walks away.
 Ashti grabs Fahim's right arm.

Ashti and Yaser look at Fahim.
The camera shows the three boys again.

ASHTI

Come on man, come don't be like that man.

FAHIM

Alright, but if we get in trouble, you get all the blame though.

ASHTI

Harsh, but i agree to those terms.
The boys walk away from the bench.

(Blackout happens)

4. EXT. Car park. Night.

ASHTI

Here it is boys,lets play.

The boys walk away from each other and spread out.
They play a little bit of football. They pass the ball around.
Yaser hits the ball and the ball goes under a car.

ASHTI
Now look wht you've done.
Damn it this is exactly why i hate playing football
in a fucking car park.

FAHIM
But it was your idea to meet here.

ASHTI
Oh shut up Mr wise guy!

Ashti tries to pull it out it doesn't work.
Yaser lifts up a big piece of wooden stick.

YASER
Here use this!

ASHTI 
Forget it.
You use it, im not getting dirty again u hear me!

 Yaser tries to pull the ball out, he succeds. 

ASHTI
Phew, thank you,lets play!

FAHIM

Ok pass it here!


Ashti passes the ball to Fahim. Fahim passes the ball to Yaser.
Yaser takes a shot and sends the ball to Ashti.
The ball doesn't get to Ashti and it collides with a car.

ASHTI 
What the fuck! Have you done!
We are so screwed.

YASER
Yeah, yeah. Just grab the ball and lets get out of here.

Ashti looks at Yaser.

(Blackout happens)

5. EXT. Playing with a trolley outside of Sainsbury's. Night.

ASHTI

Come on, get up, let's scram man!

Yaser gets up.

Camera shows Yaser's left side of his body.

Only Yaser, the ball and the car are shown in the car park.

Yaser gets up and rubs his bum.

YASER

Ow that hurt, but i am alright.


The camera shows the three boys in shock.
Fahim looks at the camera in shock.


FAHIM

Damn. This is just messed up.


Fahim's body is shown only.

FAHIM
What the hellllllllll!

YASER
 Think the owner will notice.
Yaser looks at the others nervously and slowly

The camera shows the three boys again.
Ashti with an annoyed look on his face.

ASHTI
Umm well let's see, it's on the drivers door and it's around 56cm by 35cm.
So yeah.

FAHIM

Oh shit, what the hell have we done.

 Ashti points at the others with exitement and a smile on his face.

ASHTI
You said we, haha.

Ashti quickly loses his smile.
The boys run away from the car.

Ashti grabs Fahim and Yasers arms and stops them from running.

ASHTI
Woah woah woah.

There is an easy way out of this. 

The Yaser and Fahim sigh in relief.

Background sound saying no.

(Blackout happens)

7. EXT. Car park. Night. 

The camera shows an A4 peice of paper that has 'You got insurance, Use it!' written
on it on car door that has been damaged.

The camera shows the three boys.
Fahim has an annoyed look  face.

FAHIM

This is your brilliant way out.

ASHTI

Got any better ideas?

FAHIM

No but it's idiotic.

ASHTI

Idiotic is better than nothing and i don't want to get in trouble.

The camera shows a A3 sheet with 'You got insurance, use it' in big, bold red letters again.

The boys run away from the car. 

Ashti stops the Fahim and Yaser.

ASHTI
(shaking his hands.)

Woah, woah, woah.

YASER and FAHIM

What is it?

ASHTI

My ball is still there.

(BLACKOUT)

 'Later on'  title

 The camera shows the back and right side of the owners body when hes looking at his car.

The camera shows can of

Cola falling on the floor then blackout happens!

   'THE END' title is shown.

 The owner of the car (Yaser) looks at the A4 sheet and drops a can of Cola.

'MONSTERS' Review

Storyline:
Six years ago NASA discovered the possibility of alien life within our solar system. A probe was launched to collect samples, but crashed upon re-entry over Central America. Soon after, new life form began to appear and half of Mexico was quarantined as an INFECTED ZONE. Today, the American and Mexican military still struggle to contain "the creatures"...... Our story begins when a US journalist agrees to escort a shaken tourist through the infected zone in Mexico to the safety of the US border.
Cast:
Director/Writer     Gareth Edwards
Stars                      Scoot Mcnairy, Whitney Able, Mario Zuniga Benavides

Its about a man called Andrew Kaulder and a woman called Samantha Wynden. The man is a single divorced man who has a son called Tommy and is a photographer who is trying to make money by going to Mexico to get some shots of the monsters who are killing the people in Mexico, he is sent by his boss to save his daughter Samantha and get her back to America safely. Samantha Wynden is a rich tourist who is the daughter of a rich man, she is engaged to someone but throughout her journey she begins to have feelings for Andrew, she has a broken arm and she is a tourist.
The two have to get to America. They first meet at a maternity hospital and then they go on a train to the another city next to the shore. They then go to a man who sells tickets for ferry's but he is a man who is greedy for money so he charges $5000 for one ticket which the two find outrageous, they try to bargain with the man but they lose the bargain and the man decides to pay. Then they go to a hotel, the woman gets a honey moon suite and the man gets a rubbish one, they put their things in the apartments and then decide to go out. They have a good night, Andrew takes Samantha back to her suite and then decides to go out and enjoy himself some more. He ends up sleeping with a Mexican woman, Samantha who has now developed some feelings for Andrew finds the two together and she runs away. Andrew follows her forgetting about the woman he has left in his apartment, the woman wakes up and steals it while Sam and Andrew are arguing. Andrew runs back to the apartment to get his and her passports, he finds out the woman has stolen everything he owned and they went to the owner of the ferry's ticket shop and ask him to give them a free ticket then they work out a deal that they go through the infected zone but are guarded by armed men and they start their journey. They face a lot of hardships and end up being alone without no help. They end up in a abandoned city in a petrol station and they end up with two aliens coming near them but the aliens move away from them and the army comes and separates them when they almost make out.

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